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Slim-Whitey

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See there's two possible ways to take that sentence.

One is less commonly used than the other.

Guess which one your homosexually driven brain went to?

It's ok Duck. You can come out of the closet. You don't need to hide it. Dick tastes good to you, we understand.
 
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Never underestimate the desire to not die in a crippled man.
See there's two possible ways to take that sentence.

One is less commonly used than the other.

Guess which one your homosexually driven brain went to?

It's ok Duck. You can come out of the closet. You don't need to hide it. Dick tastes good to you, we understand.

Let’s take a second look at your statement:

Never underestimate the desire to not die in a crippled man.


Now,

Never Underestimate the desire to not die in a mine shaft.


See where you went wrong?

Learn to convey your messages clearly.

Never underestimate a mans desire to not die in a crippled state.

Never underestimate a crippled mans desire to live.


You subconsciously tried to express that you would not be happy unless you died while inside a crippled man.
It’s okay dude.
There’s suspicion your “wife” isn’t real with as much as you willingly share about all the sexual stuff and what not.
I personally have enough respect for my wife that I wouldn’t put any of our business out there just to try to seem cooler than most.
But hey, you do what you do to make yourself feel good about your own inadequacies.
 

Slim-Whitey

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Awwwww is someone jelly?
Don't get laid as often as you'd like bud?

It's ok, with all the fantasizing you do about men, it seems like you could just switch sides if she's not that into you anymore.

You spent quite a bit of space trying to make a point there. A weak one at best.
 
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Slim-Whitey

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Silly Canadian, still think I care about your opinion?

You spent enough effort for someone who doesn't care. Almost like it's as compulsive as you talking about homosexuality.

Seems like you have some deep rooted issues.
 

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Pretty much.
He’s actually fun to fuck with because he doesn’t just get a temper tantrum and storm off with expanded ovaries
This is true man, he has that fight in him which you need in the IFS. On the real, I know almost jack shit about Canada besides my future brother in law is from Saskatchewan. He is a good dude, but is a weird bird sometimes...you could imagine my surprise with one of the few Canadians on here and he is from there too.
 

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This is true man, he has that fight in him which you need in the IFS. On the real, I know almost jack shit about Canada besides my future brother in law is from Saskatchewan. He is a good dude, but is a weird bird sometimes...you could imagine my surprise with one of the few Canadians on here and he is from there too.
Maple Syrup and great beer.
 

Slim-Whitey

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Thanks man.

So this tetanus house you’re in.
How big is the shop?
24x24, roughly. 8' ceiling kinda sucks, but the prophet Jager says we can't always get what we want.

Nothing personal here, but I think many just enjoy shitting on ya mate.
Like chimps, shitting into their hands and throwing it, then scratching their head.

Pretty much.
He’s actually fun to fuck with because he doesn’t just get a temper tantrum and storm off with expanded ovaries
It's tough to expand what isn't there.
That's why you have erectile issues

This is true man, he has that fight in him which you need in the IFS. On the real, I know almost jack shit about Canada besides my future brother in law is from Saskatchewan. He is a good dude, but is a weird bird sometimes...you could imagine my surprise with one of the few Canadians on here and he is from there too.

What town is he from?

This reminds me of a joke about canada

In Canada you don’t lose your girlfriend, you lose your turn
Sounds like a joke about women aged 18-25, honestly.
 

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24x24, roughly. 8' ceiling kinda sucks, but the prophet Jager says we can't always get what we want.


Like chimps, shitting into their hands and throwing it, then scratching their head.


It's tough to expand what isn't there.
That's why you have erectile issues



What town is he from?


Sounds like a joke about women aged 18-25, honestly.
He is over in Yorkton which I get the vibe could be pretty desolate, but don’t really know much.
 

Slim-Whitey

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Eastern South-Central area. About 4 hours from me. Yorkton isn't a real highlight, no. Huderites, Ukrainians, and farmers. And combinations thereof.
 
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