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Dukestaco · May 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
Americans THINK they have freedoms, but in reality we are just a bunch of sheep listening to the media.
My thoughts on this is:
You wanna abort a “baby”, go for it. That’s on you.
You wanna own guns of any type, go for it!
You wanna buy/sell/take drugs, your life, not mine. Go for it!
You want to come here and work, go for it, but don’t expect me to pay for your mistakes or hold your hand along the way.
You wanna suck dick for money. By all means, earn a living.
You want to limit the rights of a class of people because of a label, fuck you!
Don’t tell me or anyone else how to live my life or how I can spend my money unless it is directly hurting someone else. No victim=no crime.

The problem is that they do expect us to pay for the mistakes.
The options should go like this
1. Swallow
2. Take it in the ass
3. Condom
4. Pull out (never works)
5. Morning after
6. Sledgehammer to the gut.
7. Run untill you puke and shit yourself (marathon style).
8. Punching bag at local boxing club.
9. Abortion

6,7 and 8 probably won't cause a miscarriage but they will be so dam painful that the next time she has sex with anyone she will swallow take it in the ass and make him wear a condom.

Itaro · May 18, 2019

In this day and age it’s barbaric to think of abortion casually as a form of birth control. It’s fucking surgery, absolutely ridiculous to use that when being a responsible person and utilizing the many other forms of birth control would be a lot less traumatic on the walking jizz receptacle.

But hey their body so their choice. So they choose to put themselves through that? Fucking idiots.

Slim-Whitey · Jul 17, 2019

Dukestaco said:
I smell snowflake in the air.

I don't. Must be an ish-YOU, not an ish-ME.
The american right does tend to be the quickest to anger and object.

4runner DOA said:
At least I can still own guns.

What did I spend hours with firing clays out of the air last weekend. . .? A really loud slingshot?

Slim-Whitey · Jul 17, 2019

Dukestaco said:
The problem is that they do expect us to pay for the mistakes.
The options should go like this
1. Swallow
2. Take it in the ass
3. Condom
4. Pull out (never works)
5. Morning after
6. Sledgehammer to the gut.
7. Run untill you puke and shit yourself (marathon style).
8. Punching bag at local boxing club.
9. Abortion

6,7 and 8 probably won't cause a miscarriage but they will be so dam painful that the next time she has sex with anyone she will swallow take it in the ass and make him wear a condom.

Actually I lied, you're giving off a nice smell of misogyny there with that.
Is their baby sacred to you bud? Or do you just like telling other folks what to do?

4runner DOA · Jul 17, 2019

Slim-Whitey said:
I don't. Must be an ish-YOU, not an ish-ME.
The american right does tend to be the quickest to anger and object.

What did I spend hours with firing clays out of the air last weekend. . .? A really loud slingshot?

Pretty much. I really need some range time. Still haven't fired my boomstick since I laser sighted my scope.

Slim-Whitey · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
In this day and age it’s barbaric to think of abortion casually as a form of birth control. It’s fucking surgery, absolutely ridiculous to use that when being a responsible person and utilizing the many other forms of birth control would be a lot less traumatic on the walking jizz receptacle.

But hey their body so their choice. So they choose to put themselves through that? Fucking idiots.

I don't think any large-enough-to-matter portion of the people in this debate across your backwards ass country think it's just a casual form of birth control.

That's just a nice narrative for the Jesus freak right wingers to use in order to point out the transgressions by the "whores and sluts"

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Slim-Whitey said:
That's just a nice narrative for the Jesus freak right wingers to use in order to point out the transgressions by the "whores and sluts"

While I'm not "Pro-Abortion", I am certainly Pro-Choice. I don't think abortions are the "right" thing to do, but it's not my fucking problem to tell someone what they can or cannot do. People in our country just love telling others what to do. The right wingers are just as bad as the left-wingers when it comes to forcing their opinions on others. I'm over here just wanting them all to leave me the fuck alone.

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

Slim-Whitey said:
I don't think any large-enough-to-matter portion of the people in this debate across your backwards ass country think it's just a casual form of birth control.

That's just a nice narrative for the Jesus freak right wingers to use in order to point out the transgressions by the "whores and sluts"

Still defending your mom eh? :boink:

Take off you knob

4runner DOA · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

4runner DOA said:

Would make sense that a snowflake was in Canada.

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
Still defending your mom eh? Take off you knob

You realized you are in the Canada thread, but you aren't Canadian right? Hard to tell someone to take off when they are in their own regional thread.

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
You realized you are in the Canada thread, but you aren't Canadian right? Hard to tell someone to take off when they are in their own regional thread.

I know enough Canadians you hoser

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
I know enough Canadians you hoser

I don't think that is qualifying enough. That's like saying I have Asian friends so that makes it okay to say Asian jokes.

EDIT: All jokes are okay, but you get my point

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
I don't think that is qualifying enough. That's like saying I have Asian friends so that makes it okay to say Asian jokes.

EDIT: All jokes are okay, but you get my point

Your point is you’re a sensitive snowflake handing out social justice because there’s sand in your vag? @assberry

4runner DOA · Jul 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
I don't think that is qualifying enough. That's like saying I have Asian friends so that makes it okay to say Asian jokes.

EDIT: All jokes are okay, but you get my point

I'll make fun of pretty much any race, in front of any of my friends, because none of them are sensitive snowflakes regardless of racial profiling. The only exception is my buddy who's half black and half white. He dealt with enough that shit when we were growing up in the 90s, so I cut him some slack and keep the nigger jokes quiet around him.

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
Your point is you’re a sensitive snowflake handing out social justice because there’s sand in your vag? @assberry

That makes no sense. I'm not telling you that you can't do something. I'm just saying it is kind of hard listen to anything you say when you come over here and start telling people that actually belong in this thread to "take off". Sounds more like you are being the defensive snowflake to me... :flipoff:

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
That makes no sense. I'm not telling you that you can't do something. I'm just saying it is kind of hard listen to anything you say when you come over here and start telling people that actually belong in this thread to "take off". Sounds more like you are being the defensive snowflake to me...

If you knew Canadians you’d know the joke behind “take off”

@assberry

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
If you knew Canadians you’d know the joke behind “take off”

@assberry

I must not get it after eating all this poutine and drinking Tim Hortons coffee, eh.

Itaro · Jul 18, 2019

AssBurns said:
I must not get it after eating all this poutine and drinking Tim Hortons coffee, eh.

Fake news.

And Geddy Lee is ashamed of you

AssBurns · Jul 18, 2019

Itaro said:
Fake news.

And Geddy Lee is ashamed of you

But Tom Sawyer was based out of Missouri not Canada.

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