AZ bs and swifties anonymous

InstantPot

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:rofl: all you. I'll drink water.

This perfectly describes the difference between us:

I’ll drink whiskey distilled from only the finest urines of elderly American diabetics, on the tailgate of my Raptor, shooting my HK firearms of various colors at Faberge eggs and snacking upon only the rarest of vegan cheeses, while you sit on the roof of your early model Tacoma, drinking Monster energy drinks and feasting on grade C beef jerky, while firing your Glocks at Hormel Chili cans.
 

4runner DOA

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This perfectly describes the difference between us:

I’ll drink whiskey distilled from only the finest urines of elderly American diabetics, on the tailgate of my Raptor, shooting my HK firearms of various colors at Faberge eggs and snacking upon only the rarest of vegan cheeses, while you sit on the roof of your early model Tacoma, drinking Monster energy drinks and feasting on grade C beef jerky, while firing your Glocks at Hormel Chili cans.

Have you seen a Hormel chili can explode from a hollow point? Cheap targets yo!

Honestly though, the dollar store has tons of plaster statues of all sorts of shit I've been thinking about grabbing for targets. Imagine taking the head off a gnome at 300 yards.
 

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This perfectly describes the difference between us:

I’ll drink whiskey distilled from only the finest urines of elderly American diabetics, on the tailgate of my Raptor, shooting my HK firearms of various colors at Faberge eggs and snacking upon only the rarest of vegan cheeses, while you sit on the roof of your early model Tacoma, drinking Monster energy drinks and feasting on grade C beef jerky, while firing your Glocks at Hormel Chili cans.
Switch the monsters with the chilly and we be in bness. That sounds like so much of a good time that @snowtank will show up shortly with Coors light so the drinks are covered.
 

Itaro

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This perfectly describes the difference between us:

I’ll drink whiskey distilled from only the finest urines of elderly American diabetics, on the tailgate of my Raptor, shooting my HK firearms of various colors at Faberge eggs and snacking upon only the rarest of vegan cheeses, while you sit on the roof of your early model Tacoma, drinking Monster energy drinks and feasting on grade C beef jerky, while firing your Glocks at Hormel Chili cans.
Oh Jesus you’re the Arizona Brian
 

Itaro

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Have you seen a Hormel chili can explode from a hollow point? Cheap targets yo!

Honestly though, the dollar store has tons of plaster statues of all sorts of shit I've been thinking about grabbing for targets. Imagine taking the head off a gnome at 300 yards.
No no no no, I bought steel targets for a reason :boink:
 

4runner DOA

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No no no no, I bought steel targets for a reason :boink:

It's plaster, it should biodegrade after a couple rains. Steel targets are fun, but there's nothing quite like blowing a figure apart. Hahha







I probably destroyed a couple thousand worth of transformers in my bbgun days but it was way more fun that shooting at cans. :anon:
 
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