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InstantPot

Swiftie
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The opposite hand is never supposed to be mastered. That’s why it will always remain the stranger.
I have it mastered. The left hand is effectively useless, but I can still use it to put out a cigarette on my nipple, while I stream vintage British pornography to my 77” Sony Bravia UHD TV, now every hair on the ladies’ giant muff-fros is perfectly visible, and I use the right to make love to myself. It usually requires a few drinks to find myself attractive enough to do it, but eventually I get there.

Also I’m single again.
 

InstantPot

Swiftie
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Good. Just busy as fuck at work. What the hell did you do to your wrist and are you going to try another surgery to fix it. Sorry to hear about that and I hope it gets better.
Gardening accident. I’m not joking. Yanked a stake out of the ground.
 

snowtank

Where the fuck did my beer go!?
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If you are referring to wearing my watch on the wrong hand, you are correct, I learned. It has been tough but I’m used to it. Also, masturbation is challenging now
Well if I was closer I would cum over and help you with ALL the things that are hard and difficult for you boobear!
 

snowtank

Where the fuck did my beer go!?
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I have it mastered. The left hand is effectively useless, but I can still use it to put out a cigarette on my nipple, while I stream vintage British pornography to my 77” Sony Bravia UHD TV, now every hair on the ladies’ giant muff-fros is perfectly visible, and I use the right to make love to myself. It usually requires a few drinks to find myself attractive enough to do it, but eventually I get there.

Also I’m single again.
Is anyone truly single when they have 77" of British porn?!
 

InstantPot

Swiftie
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To many to count. And biden yard signs. I mark up pricing on people I see with Cali plates.
That is racist! You are oppressing Drugifornians! All they want to do is live peaceful, drama filled lives, at your expense, while condemning everything you do and labeling your actions racist or intolerant from the safety of their bubbles filled with the smell of their own farts.
 

Dukestaco

Stirring the pot 24/7
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That is racist! You are oppressing Drugifornians! All they want to do is live peaceful, drama filled lives, at your expense, while condemning everything you do and labeling your actions racist or intolerant from the safety of their bubbles filled with the smell of their own farts.
For a minute there I thought you were describing Canadians.
 

snowtank

Where the fuck did my beer go!?
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Good man.
Only the old ones I can tell have the money. It's getting to be a problem. Everyone moving up is retired and forcing home costs up and pricing out the working crowd. So now the people who work are leaving and we are being left with low labor force and way to much work. It's OK for me cause I can charge high dollar for my labor but these people are cents.
 
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