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4runner DOA

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I only fell a dozen times ladt wheelin trip


I only tend to fall after the whiskey comes out. I actually haven't hurt myself on the trail since I dislocated my elbow in DV last year. Fire doesn't count, I was at camp. Camp falling is allowed. Unless it's into the fire. Or off boulders.
 

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Your a messs. For real. Im a fuckin ballerina comparatively

I blame it on the injuries. I've got a plate holding my pelvis together, crack in my hip that I don't think ever healed right, and when my pelvis split my tendons in my hips stretched and did some weird shit. My balance hasn't been the same since.
 

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I blame it on the injuries. I've got a plate holding my pelvis together, crack in my hip that I don't think ever healed right, and when my pelvis split my tendons in my hips stretched and did some weird shit. My balance hasn't been the same since.
You’re a disaster
 

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You’re a disaster

That wasn't my fault. Blame it on the asshole that jumped the double yellow into the carpool lane in a suv from a dead stop, 5 fucking feet in front of a motorcycle. It was like hitting a brick wall around 55 mph.
 

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Snowy hill: defeated
Icy parkinglot: NBD
Elevator: more challenging than expected

But i made it. Not gonna die an icy deth

Good to hear. Elevators can be hairy. Especially if it gets stuck and you need to take a shit.
 
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