Bro i got my wheelin boots on
I only fell a dozen times ladt wheelin trip
Rivals @stumbles
Two more piss sips, then i bundle upGood luck.
Your a messs. For real. Im a fuckin ballerina comparativelyI only tend to fall after the whiskey comes out. I actually haven't hurt myself on the trail since I dislocated my elbow in DV last year. Fire doesn't count, I was at camp. Camp falling is allowed. Unless it's into the fire. Or off boulders.
You’re since grammar mattersYour a messs. For real. Im a fuckin ballerina comparatively
Your a messs. For real. Im a fuckin ballerina comparatively
You’re a disasterI blame it on the injuries. I've got a plate holding my pelvis together, crack in my hip that I don't think ever healed right, and when my pelvis split my tendons in my hips stretched and did some weird shit. My balance hasn't been the same since.
You’re a disaster
Fair enough. You’re ok by meThat wasn't my fault. Blame it on the asshole that jumped the double yellow into the carpool lane in a suv from a dead stop, 5 fucking feet in front of a motorcycle. It was like hitting a brick wall around 55 mph.
Snowy hill: defeated
Icy parkinglot: NBD
Elevator: more challenging than expected
But i made it. Not gonna die an icy deth
Not gonna die an icy deth
<<<<< and I honestly am digging the giant green P.
P for penis
it was some green fairy name mary-janeIf it’s green, get it checked by a doc.
Unless banging a leprechaun last night.