They're also loading at full res because I forgot to set the resize option back yesterday when I was fucking with things.
I gotta email the host about a server side setting, see if it's in place and see about getting it removed. I've seriously researched the shit out of it and that's the only option left. Has to do with the SSL settings or something. It's pissing me off because there's literally nothing in the error logs so I can't pinpoint the problem.