Delta Bravos Secret Dumpster Treehouse 2.0

[DeltaBravo]

On TW I Had a dumpster treehouse! I’m bringing it here!!!

DFIRE CREW FOR LYFE!

 

[DeltaBravo]

Dumpster kid... yes, that's what they used to call me. Nasty dumpster kid....

*flash back*

I fell through fire and water... a tremendous battle.

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought it. The demon DUMPROG...

I battled with it. Until I lay down my
weapon and smite my ruin upon it on the mountain side.

And then darkness took me. The fires that burned in the dumpster went out. The mods banned me, once more...

I strayed out through thought and time... the spiritual pilgrimage I had taken..

Death.... birth.... cosmic FIRES....

stretched through space in a way I never been before.

Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as the life of the earth...

And there I stayed... drifting... ever so slightly.... wondering how this all
Would end...

But... it was not the end... I felt life in me still...

I’ve been sent back...

...until my task has been done....

To set ALL the dumpsters ablaze.

I’ve come back to you all at the the tide...

One stage of the journey is over, another begins.

Come... there is much work to be done..

 

[Notcrow-of-judgement]

Good grief.

 

[Duckbutter6]

Don’t bring this gay shit here.
We don’t have DF threads.

Go back to cuck country for that faggot bullshit.

 

[AssBurns]

What the fuck is this shit?

 

[MyNewToy]

Who the fuck is this guy? And what the fuck is this shit?

 

[Notcrow-of-judgement]

@NunyaBizness

 

[kasnerd]

DB, I'll take HALF of the dose you took before writing that...whatever it is.

 

[theesotericone]

What the fuck is this shit?

Shit. You have your answer in your question. Lol

 

[AssBurns]

Shit. You have your answer in your question. Lol

I could close the thread, but the comments are the best part. Carry on y'all!

 

[theesotericone]

I could close the thread, but the comments are the best part. Carry on y'all!

That's the best part of this site. You won't get banned you'll get run off. There's no mods to protect the stupid or sensitive.

 

[Itaro]

So someone logs on and thinks they can start dumpster fires like TW’s turd gen section



This whole forum is a bunch of controlled dumpster fires lit by master pyrotechnicians and watched over by fire marshals.

 

[kasnerd]

This whole forum is a bunch of controlled dumpster fires lit by master pyrotechnicians and watched over by fire marshals.

its dumpster fires all the way down!!!!

 

[Itaro]

its dumpster fires all the way down!!!!

Did I mention we have a bunch of smokejumpers and hotshots? Yeah dbags get weeded out here

 

[kasnerd]

 

[madtaco461]

I think I'm the guy that gave him his name. He was bugging me in 6th grade so I threw all his shit at school in the dumpster. Everyone called him dumpster kid. It didn't fix him 23 years later. Sorry guys.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

Today I learned what 11 years of LSD will do to a brain

 

[kasnerd]

fubar and sometimes broken is just fine, like DB

 

[Notcrow-of-judgement]

The book can also be, a hat!

 

[MountainTan]

do the light poles bend when you drive down the highway from all the books you've done in one sitting?