Delta Bravos Secret Dumpster Treehouse 2.0

kasnerd

kasnerd

Danny's Red Headed Step Child
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DeltaBravo said:
I think ima move. And sell my dumpster. I dunno. I got a Job interview today. Anyone have any questions I should ask my new overlords?
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How strict is the sexual harassment policy?
While holding a gauntlet, ask when is the next promotion-by-trial happening?
Have the owners thought about accepting Satan as their lord and savior?
 
DeltaBravo

DeltaBravo

Every construction site will inevitably generate w
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So I’m pushing my dumpster out of this tree and then slapping some 35s on this sumbitch and moving it 2100 miles to this smelly place where some creepy asshole is from. His kid smokes Parmesan cheese and left his laptop or something in the shitty, Erhmm, city I will be moving to. Hope I can find a tree in RODNEY SQUARE I can hoist this motherfucker into... fucking ghetto chickens best not nest up in my shit.
 
Duckbutter6

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DeltaBravo said:
So I’m pushing my dumpster out of this tree and then slapping some 35s on this sumbitch and moving it 2100 miles to this smelly place where some creepy asshole is from. His kid smokes Parmesan cheese and left his laptop or something in the shitty, Erhmm, city I will be moving to. Hope I can find a tree in RODNEY SQUARE I can hoist this motherfucker into... fucking ghetto chickens best not nest up in my shit.
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Dunder Mifflin?
 
DeltaBravo

DeltaBravo

Every construction site will inevitably generate w
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Notcrow-of-judgement said:
In my younger wilder days, I got drunk af once and went to cicis pizza (a local pizza buffet) and snorted half a container of parmesan cheese then tried to fight the minimum wage teenage cashier when they tried to kick me out.
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after I got banned on TW I made a fitness discord flipping gym equipment for good money. Anyways one day someone dared me to snort pre workout. I was already drunk and said fuck it and did it. God damn did that shit burn. Pretty sure I was up for like a day straight. I couldn’t breathe right for a week. Anyways some of the idiots on there made a thing called “plate club” which was a play off fight club and snorting pre workout was the initiation. I added a few more mods over time and then inevitably got voted off my own god damn island for being “abrasive”.
 
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