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Migraine

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Friend of mine hit me up, found a deal on 10.5" AR pistols. Catch you have to buy 2, he needed somebody to buy the other one. Who am i to say no? So $400 later got an AR pistol w/ a ballistic advantage barrel, brace and decent recievers coming!
Well crap! I have two hands, where can this deal be found?
 

Chris In Milwaukee

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I read this today and it made me laugh as it pertains to this conversation. Disclosure: I’m a moderate leaning somewhat left, but I grew up in a Florida redneck family, so I appreciate both sides of the story. And I also appreciate the engineering marvel that is the modern weapon, although I know shit about them. So there’s that. So take this in the spirit it was intended - a funny joke :)

Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
 

Itaro

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I read this today and it made me laugh as it pertains to this conversation. Disclosure: I’m a moderate leaning somewhat left, but I grew up in a Florida redneck family, so I appreciate both sides of the story. And I also appreciate the engineering marvel that is the modern weapon, although I know shit about them. So there’s that. So take this in the spirit it was intended - a funny joke :)

Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
******************************
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
******************************
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
******************************
Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
Gun junkie’s analysis:
I guess he’s carrying condition 1 with 7 round mags. So either that Kimber is some compact version or the southerner doesn’t knows about/trust 8 round mags
 

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Anyone following these gun cases were the people are winning their cases by saying the lower on an AR is not a gun since it cant firw a bullet
 

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