#fucktw and useless bullshit

Dukestaco

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I can’t stand lettuce. I’m a meat and rice guy. And Kale can fuck off too
For every piece of kale I eat three to four farts come out. One of mi conductors hade some toasted kale chips or something. He gave me some and I downed them. Ten minutes later he is hanging out the window at 65 mph and I had tears in my eyes. Needless to say he doesn't offer me any more of those chips.
 

Nicklovin

OC Broverland
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Bobcat was a water filled fuel filter. Asked the mechanic where it was on the bobkitty so I could bleed it if it happens again and got "why should I tell you? Hurrhurrhurr"

Fuck you then old man, I'll do what my generation always does when the last generation refuses to teach us anything.
I'll Google it.
What a boomer
Why does cilantro taste so bad? I hate when my salad has cilantro!!

FUCK YOU cilantro!!
What's a salad?
Yea I don’t like raw onions either. I also hate wait for it.....
Bacon
It's so good
 
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Honestly opening the hood and engine cover and actually looking for it would probably solve things.

I just got such a kick out of a 70 year old thinking he's so smart for not telling me where the thing is located. Good job bro, you really stumped me in an age where every piece of information ever is at my fingertips.
I’m sure he was really trying to hurt your feelers
 

Migraine

WTF do you mean I can't post that?!
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I usually tell dicks like that,

“I’m not trying to take business away from you by learning something new but I will discontinue using your service for the sole fact of you’re kind of a prick.”
If I had kids.... They would be you :) I am so glad I did not :beerscheers: The world can only take so much honesty. You really do remind me of my dad (that is a good thing) He survived 3.5 tours in Vietnam flying medi vac. They would not let him back after being in a hospital for 9 months, he is still kicking around. We talk often, I even suggested he join here, but he is a Ferd guy, always has been. He has owned a few LC's a t100 and an old Supra (it was new when he bought it)
 
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Duckbutter6

It’s a cookbook
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If I had kids.... They would be you :) I am so glad I did not :beerscheers: The world can only take so much honesty.
I’m actually a really nice guy
Go out of my way for plenty of people but I will be the first to call someone out on their rude dude attitude.
I’m also a terrible liar so honesty is all I have goin for me.
 

4runner DOA

Hold my beer
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I’m actually a really nice guy
Go out of my way for plenty of people but I will be the first to call someone out on their rude dude attitude.
I’m also a terrible liar so honesty is all I have goin for me.
I have a habit with being brutally honest. Apparently that makes me an asshole.
 

Migraine

WTF do you mean I can't post that?!
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I’m actually a really nice guy
Go out of my way for plenty of people but I will be the first to call someone out on their rude dude attitude.
I’m also a terrible liar so honesty is all I have goin for me.
I see you as a man with convictions, and honest to your own detriment. Those are all pretty good traits. Hold your head high and don't change who you are. In my semi long years I have been blessed to know a few people such as yourself. You honestly give me hope for the under 40 crowd :)
 

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