#fucktw and useless bullshit

[Duckbutter6]

Jokes of course

I just remember really sad short stories.
or LOOK AT ME moments

 

[Jko]

I just remember really sad short stories.
or LOOK AT ME moments

Your son James tried to Thanos himself like you did, but he came back...

 

[Wandering Pineapple]

you gettin your jokes from the lunchtable again?

Popsicle sticks

 

[Slim-Whitey]

I'll take just a dick, you know, to maintain appearances. Wait....that came out wrong without context.....

That's not the only thing that's came out with you lately.

 

[4runner DOA]

I'm just happy that 5 months after like 1 bloody mary it still resonates with you. Must've done something right

It's hard to get a good bloody Mary. I don't like most of the ones I get from restaurants, and the ones I made were merely good enough.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

So it was so cold today, that when I drove the truck out of my driveway, the flat spot on the tires actually stayed flat and rigid for more than a block.

Fuck all this.

 

[4runner DOA]

So it was so cold today, that when I drove the truck out of my driveway, the flat spot on the tires actually stayed flat and rigid for more than a block.

Fuck all this.

I had one a couple weeks ago. It was so cold that my windshield wiper fluid turned to ice as soon as it hit my window. Couldn't see until the truck warmed up enough to melt it with the defroster.

 

[Thesandaddict]

Everytime I'm ready to leave so cal I end up reading about some other shit hole with horrible weather and I'm like.....nah I'm good

 

[Dukestaco]

Well it was probably best for the dog. If I lived with you, I'd rather be dead too.

I'm just happy that 5 months after like 1 bloody mary it still resonates with you. Must've done something right

It was the only bloody marry that made his but hurt in the morning and he liked it.

 

[Itaro]

I'm just happy that 5 months after like 1 bloody mary it still resonates with you. Must've done something right

It was the reach around

 

[Wandering Pineapple]

I had one a couple weeks ago. It was so cold that my windshield wiper fluid turned to ice as soon as it hit my window. Couldn't see until the truck warmed up enough to melt it with the defroster.

I love when that happened on my trip. Could see out the window. Had use my dirty undies in windshield wiper fluid to clean my windows. I had -30 fluid in there but the motor kept freezing up

 

[4runner DOA]

I love when that happened on my trip. Could see out the window. Had use my dirty undies in windshield wiper fluid to clean my windows. I had -30 fluid in there but the motor kept freezing up

I got lucky and my wipers cleared a hole right as it froze. Haha. I was seriously wondering what the fuck at first until I realized it had iced up. Was like 37 degrees, but wind chill because I was moving was enough.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

Windchill doesn't drop the ambient temperature, just cools warm things down to the ambient temp at a faster rate.
*Reading rainbow logo*

My washer fluid is good to -40, and it wasn't flowing. Just a note.

Everytime I'm ready to leave so cal I end up reading about some other shit hole with horrible weather and I'm like.....nah I'm good

Every time I'm ready to leave Saskatchewan I read about some other shithole being on fire, or flooding, or getting nailed by a hurricane, or living in fear of an earthquake, or getting giant tornadoes, and I'm like nah, I'm good. It's just cold.

 

[Chris In Milwaukee]

Windchill doesn't drop the ambient temperature, just cools warm things down to the ambient temp at a faster rate.
*Reading rainbow logo*

My washer fluid is good to -40, and it wasn't flowing. Just a note.



Every time I'm ready to leave Saskatchewan I read about some other shithole being on fire, or flooding, or getting nailed by a hurricane, or living in fear of an earthquake, or getting giant tornadoes, and I'm like nah, I'm good. It's just cold.

Wisconsin is South SK. I feel you, man.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

Wisconsin is South SK. I feel you, man.

South on Ontario, east of Minnesota right?

 

[Thesandaddict]

No fires near us. Just chinese. Lots of lost cats here.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

Sounds like a good reason to stay in snow country.

 

[Thesandaddict]

They have decent food
















Depending on the cat

 

[Chris In Milwaukee]

South on Ontario, east of Minnesota right?

Correct. Just considering the winter similarities more than the geography Just cold AF today.

 

[Slim-Whitey]

You guys get shit on by Hudson Bay and the great lakes.