#fucktw and useless bullshit

[kasnerd]

Sitting in jury duty sucks

I went loaded for bear to the last jury duty, battery pack, mints gum etc. Was ready for the longest day ever. Sat down in the group area. Group is immediately dismissed (~100ish people). My ass was in the seat maybe 30 seconds. I hope you have fair winds as well. I know karma is a bitch and my next time will be the pedo case or some chicken fucker.

 

[MyNewToy]

Sitting in jury duty sucks

Last time I got the called for it I never had to go. They have you call in the morning and a recording tells you if you have to come that day. I never had to go

 

[madtaco461]

I went loaded for bear to the last jury duty, battery pack, mints gum etc. Was ready for the longest day ever. Sat down in the group area. Group is immediately dismissed (~100ish people). My ass was in the seat maybe 30 seconds. I hope you have fair winds as well. I know karma is a bitch and my next time will be the pedo case or some chicken fucker.

Working on my laptop with a mask is definitely not fun. Hopefully I get out

 

[madtaco461]

Last time I got the called for it I never had to go. They have you call in the morning and a recording tells you if you have to come that day. I never had to go

Shit I've never been that lucky. Last time I got called in on a Friday

 

[PermaBan]

Shit I've never been that lucky. Last time I got called in on a Friday

Become a felon and you wont get asked to go again

 

[MyNewToy]

Become a felon and you wont get asked to go again

It’s easier than that. Just don’t vote

 

[theesotericone]

It’s easier than that. Just don’t vote

It's not based on voter reg. It's based on drivers licenses in CA.

 

[MyNewToy]

It's not based on voter reg. It's based on drivers licenses in CA.

Oh. it’s base on voter reg here

 

[madtaco461]

Bought a new car last year. That probably what got me. Yeah they just said they get me by DMV.

 

[madtaco461]

I could become a sex offender, but sitting here isn't bad enough to want that label

 

[Itaro]

I could become a sex offender, but sitting here isn't bad enough to want that label

Piss in public and you’re on the list

 

[madtaco461]

Piss in public and you’re on the list

But shitting on the sidewalk is still cool?

 

[PNW Pineapple]

Tell the judge your racist and you’ll never get called again

 

[4runner DOA]

Piss in public and you’re on the list

Next to an elementary school gets you the added bonus of pedophile.

 

[Dukestaco]

I was almost held in contempt In jury selection in federal court.

 

[Notcrow-of-judgement]

Awful lot of honkies around here

 

[madtaco461]

Can't help it if I'm white privilege.

 

[Chris In Milwaukee]

 

[Itaro]

But shitting on the sidewalk is still cool?

Only if you’re in San Francisco

 

[Duckbutter6]

Only if you’re in San Francisco

you gotta be addicted to drugs to shit where you want.
@AssBurns