#fucktw and useless bullshit

Nicklovin

Nicklovin

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Dukestaco said:
I was almost held in contempt In jury selection in federal court.
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What’s the story behind that?
I made it to final jury selection on the 2nd day, was bored out of my mind and fidgeting in my chair (the only rocking one). Lawyers from each side started excusing people one at a time... then they both went up together and I got called. The baliff even escorted me out :banana:
 
Itaro

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Nicklovin said:
What’s the story behind that?
I made it to final jury selection on the 2nd day, was bored out of my mind and fidgeting in my chair (the only rocking one). Lawyers from each side started excusing people one at a time... then they both went up together and I got called. The baliff even escorted me out :banana:
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Don’t get used to it Youngblood
 
Dukestaco

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Nicklovin said:
What’s the story behind that?
I made it to final jury selection on the 2nd day, was bored out of my mind and fidgeting in my chair (the only rocking one). Lawyers from each side started excusing people one at a time... then they both went up together and I got called. The baliff even escorted me out :banana:
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It was a trafficking case. A lot of weight. The judge was a PC monster. Had to sit for three days and hear her think about every word she would say before she said it. I wasn’t going to qualify for the case anyway. When it was my turn and she asked if I could be an impartial juror I said I couldn’t be one. She asked why and I said that as far as I was concerned they arresting officer should have put two in the back of his head and dumped him in the ditch. The defense attorney jumped up and asked that I be excused. The judge was banging hey gable and scolded me for saying that. When she got done I said. I can go now right. Walked out with a shit eating grin on my face. That was 10 year ago. Never been called back.
 
Nicklovin

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Itaro said:
I meant having the bailiff escort you :flamethrow:
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Hahahaha. I assume they thought I was a nut case, I think that was around the time my neighbor/doctor was having me try various ADHD meds and I forgot that day. Whoops... maybe who knows. I'm a fucking character
Dukestaco said:
It was a trafficking case. A lot of weight. The judge was a PC monster. Had to sit for three days and hear her think about every word she would say before she said it. I wasn’t going to qualify for the case anyway. When it was my turn and she asked if I could be an impartial juror I said I couldn’t be one. She asked why and I said that as far as I was concerned they arresting officer should have put two in the back of his head and dumped him in the ditch. The defense attorney jumped up and asked that I be excused. The judge was banging hey gable and scolded me for saying that. When she got done I said. I can go now right. Walked out with a shit eating grin on my face. That was 10 year ago. Never been called back.
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Damn. I'll remember that for when they call me again, good stuff
 
kasnerd

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Chris In Milwaukee said:
“Student Driver”. That address sign in my yard didn’t have a chance. Now how is the Amazon driver gonna find me? I know, make my daughter stand in the yard with my house numbers.

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Total loss, I'll give you $50 to take if off your hands today. Are you sure it wasn't car-wash related? LOL!!

Seriously, hate and thank your daughter. She opened the packaging. It's no longer a mint collectable...now you can actually take it and do more scratchy things.
 
Chris In Milwaukee

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kasnerd said:
Total loss, I'll give you $50 to take if off your hands today. Are you sure it wasn't car-wash related? LOL!!

Seriously, hate and thank your daughter. She opened the packaging. It's no longer a mint collectable...now you can actually take it and do more scratchy things.
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She feels bad about it, but tried to deflect by telling me how bad her friend’s dad’s truck looks. I wasn’t letting her change the subject. She knows... she knows...

I told her this things had no sensors, no 360° cameras, nothing. You have to use all your mirrors and actually look backwards. I think she understands why now. That Mini is the prime example of nothing. She’s gonna hafta figure this shit out. Just wish she didn’t need to use my truck to learn that lesson.
 
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