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AssBurns

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WTF kind of boat is this? That's a long haul for a toy.
The issue he's having is there is no inventory out here on the west coast. There is a ton out there and better prices. It's a 2017 or 18 pontoon boat with a 300 motor. That's all I know. I'm not a boat guy, so I don't get all the hype. I'm just being a good son and helping him out with the drive.
Assuming the I80. Then no lol
I think the I80. What's the issue with that one?
 

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The issue he's having is there is no inventory out here on the west coast. There is a ton out there and better prices. It's a 2017 or 18 pontoon boat with a 300 motor. That's all I know. I'm not a boat guy, so I don't get all the hype. I'm just being a good son and helping him out with the drive.

I think the I80. What's the issue with that one?
I80 is just a long ass straight away basically. It’s got some nice scenery going though Wyoming but once you get past Laramie its pretty flat. Things start to pop up around Sidney Nebraska. The I80 is just about driving
 

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Hit the road at 4:30am, and made it to Kearny, Nebraska by midnight PST. We hit a major delay in Mesquite, NV. The gorge going into St. George was closed due to an accident, so there was a ton of traffic and we had to take an alternate route. Cost us about an hour and a half delay. Other than that, we had 85mph drive all the way here. If it wasn’t for the delay we would have made it to Omaha tonight by our 12am goal. My pops drive from home to Grand Junction, and I took over from there. The Rockies are pretty amazing. Utah is even more amazing. East Colorado was way longer and more boring than I expected. Nebraska was pretty much what I expected. Nothing. Lol
 
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Hit the road at 4:30am, and made it to Kearny, Nebraska by midnight PST. We hit a major delay in Mesquite, NV. The gorge going into St. George was closed due to an accident, so there was a ton of traffic and we had to take an alternate route. Cost us about an hour and a half delay. Other than that, we had 85mph drive all the way here. If it wasn’t for the delay we would have made it to Omaha tonight by our 12am goal. My pops drive from home to Grand Junction, and I took over from there. The Rockies are pretty amazing. Utah is even more amazing. East Colorado was way longer and more boring than I expected. Nebraska was pretty much what I expected. Nothing. Lol
Once you get east of Denver, lock the steering wheel straight ahead and take a nap. You won't miss anything for a few hours.
 

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Hit the road at 4:30am, and made it to Kearny, Nebraska by midnight PST. We hit a major delay in Mesquite, NV. The gorge going into St. George was closed due to an accident, so there was a ton of traffic and we had to take an alternate route. Cost us about an hour and a half delay. Other than that, we had 85mph drive all the way here. If it wasn’t for the delay we would have made it to Omaha tonight by our 12am goal. My pops drive from home to Grand Junction, and I took over from there. The Rockies are pretty amazing. Utah is even more amazing. East Colorado was way longer and more boring than I expected. Nebraska was pretty much what I expected. Nothing. Lol
Haha I stayed in a motel 6 in Kearny Nebraska. The whole town smells like cow poop and I seen a lady smoking meth in the parking lot. But it was a dog friendly place to stay close to the interstate lol so I had no choice
 

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Haha I stayed in a motel 6 in Kearny Nebraska. The whole town smells like cow poop and I seen a lady smoking meth in the parking lot. But it was a dog friendly place to stay close to the interstate lol so I had no choice
Lol it didn’t seem THAT bad when we were there, but we were there for a total of like 6 hours.
If you like rice buy a few large bags while you can still afford it.
China is underwater and the price is going to go up.
I think the US actually grows a shit ton rice. I think we grow so much that we actually export rice lol
 

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So west Nebraska is super boring. Once you get past Lincoln it gets a little nicer with some rolling hills.
West Iowa is actually really nice. Not much there but the rolling hills, fields, and trees which is actually really scenic. Idk what there is to do out there besides farm, but I’d like to check it out again.
East Iowa isn’t anything special. Starts to get more flat and just less scenic.
Spent some time on the Mississippi River testing the boat. That was pretty cool. Wish I brought my swimsuit to hang out and swim.
 

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So west Nebraska is super boring. Once you get past Lincoln it gets a little nicer with some rolling hills.
West Iowa is actually really nice. Not much there but the rolling hills, fields, and trees which is actually really scenic. Idk what there is to do out there besides farm, but I’d like to check it out again.
East Iowa isn’t anything special. Starts to get more flat and just less scenic.
Spent some time on the Mississippi River testing the boat. That was pretty cool. Wish I brought my swimsuit to hang out and swim.
Hear any banjos?
 
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So west Nebraska is super boring. Once you get past Lincoln it gets a little nicer with some rolling hills.
West Iowa is actually really nice. Not much there but the rolling hills, fields, and trees which is actually really scenic. Idk what there is to do out there besides farm, but I’d like to check it out again.
East Iowa isn’t anything special. Starts to get more flat and just less scenic.
Spent some time on the Mississippi River testing the boat. That was pretty cool. Wish I brought my swimsuit to hang out and swim.
Looking for fun? Give cow tipping a try.
 
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