SoCal BS Thread

[Itaro]

Lol, wtf that thing sounds creepy.

So you’re “in” right?

 

[madtaco461]

So you’re “in” right?

Call me a prude. I'll pass on that.

 

[Blender]

Call me a prude. I'll pass on that.

Who passes on a dick sucking robot?

 

[MonkeyProof]

 

[Dezert4Runner]

Dude, no! You could be the reason they issue a recall, and it’s too late by then!

 

[madtaco461]

Who passes on a dick sucking robot?

This dude. Thing would probably rip your dick off.

 

[Itaro]

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Dafuq?

 

[4runner DOA]

http://shanghaiist.com/2019/04/16/w...UD7jtkJny-KwH6ftqXrp1fLMhei68AnZh_qTHo4P_U7Dw
Let’s start a go fund me for @4runner DOA

Maybe I'll find me a desert rat while I'm out here in fucking old people land. Jesus Christ they're everywhere.

 

[Itaro]

Desert rats or old people? Why not both? Old desert rat/cougar

 

[AssBurns]

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At least its got bump stops, kinda...

 

[4runner DOA]

Desert rats or old people? Why not both? Old desert rat/cougar

Both. Not sure what's worse. Desert rats or inland empire trash.

 

[AssBurns]

Both. Not sure what's worse. Desert rats or inland empire trash.

Hey watch your mouth about us inland empire trash you hoity-toity OC prick

 

[4runner DOA]

Hey watch your mouth about us inland empire trash you hoity-toity OC prick

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[madtaco461]

Say what you want. I'm proud to be IE trash.

 

[Itaro]

Least you sandninjas are keeping it real

 

[4runner DOA]

I was thinking more along the lines of Riverside, Corona, Colton, Perris, etc. Yucaipa is like the transition from white trash to desert trash, but from what I've seen there's some nice areas. Murrieta was always the high class trash between Lake Elsinore and Temecula. hahah.

 

[madtaco461]

Temecula valley is just OC rejects with some trash. It's looks nice on the outside though because everything is new.

 

[AssBurns]

I was thinking more along the lines of Riverside, Corona, Colton, Perris, etc. Yucaipa is like the transition from white trash to desert trash, but from what I've seen there's some nice areas. Murrieta was always the high class trash between Lake Elsinore and Temecula. hahah.

Perris is mexican trash
Lake Elsinore is white trash
Murrieta is high class white trash
Temecula is hoity-toity wine tasters
Corona is wanna be OC, but not quite hoity toity enough
Norco is horses
Mo-Val is ghetto, along with Ontario, Fontana, Colton and Rialto
Rancho is hoity-toity wannabe LA
San Berdoo is the murder capital of SoCal
Highland is either nice and clean or basically San Berdoo
Redlands is Hoity-Toity "Classy, but not really"
Yucaipa is mid class hillbillies
Banning is Trash of all colors
Beaumont is like Yucaipa, but carries Bannings weight
Hemet is Bro's and White Trash
Chino is Basically OC but with more animals
Riverside is a mix of everything

Did I miss anything or get anything wrong?

 

[4runner DOA]

Perris is mexican trash
Lake Elsinore is white trash
Murrieta is high class white trash
Temecula is hoity-toity wine tasters
Corona is wanna be OC, but not quite hoity toity enough
Norco is horses
Mo-Val is ghetto, along with Ontario, Fontana, Colton and Rialto
Rancho is hoity-toity wannabe LA
San Berdoo is the murder capital of SoCal
Highland is either nice and clean or basically San Berdoo
Redlands is Hoity-Toity "Classy, but not really"
Yucaipa is mid class hillbillies
Banning is Trash of all colors
Beaumont is like Yucaipa, but carries Bannings weight
Hemet is Bro's and White Trash
Chino is Basically OC but with more animals
Riverside is a mix of everything

Did I miss anything or get anything wrong?

Banning is child sex offender paradise. Everything else sounds about right.

 

[AssBurns]

Banning is child sex offender paradise. Everything else sounds about right.

Yeah that place is pretty bad. Hence the trash of all colors (maybe add "and shapes and sizes")