SoCal BS Thread

Dukestaco

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I can guarantee that no one had an old man day like me. I woke up had 4 cups of coffee. Wife left to do groceries. I made two stakes and 3 over easy eggs. Fell asleep watching tv it was 945 by the way. Wife got home by 1130. Helped her put the groceries away. Went to bed room and slept till 4. Had dinner and a few beers. Going to bed soon. Good night fuckers.
 

AssBurns

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I can guarantee that no one had an old man day like me. I woke up had 4 cups of coffee. Wife left to do groceries. I made two stakes and 3 over easy eggs. Fell asleep watching tv it was 945 by the way. Wife got home by 1130. Helped her put the groceries away. Went to bed room and slept till 4. Had dinner and a few beers. Going to bed soon. Good night fuckers.
Jesus, I figured you might be old but not that old!
 

SlashX

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Lol I was the young one at a beautiful 36. The other 2 riders are over 65, lol. The off road motorcycle thing kinda bugs me. I pay big money to have that nice CA license plate on the fender. Also none of us smoke. Old fart is just bored trying to keep everyone all riled up.

Wait dual sport is an off road bike.
Hey Mike stay off his yard!!
 

madtaco461

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Don’t hold back, tell us

I was just saying that old man David added some fluff to his story compared to what actually happened. He came down his driveway and I said hello. I'm just looking at the horse trail while I had my helmet on.

My reply is pretty soft, but my neighbors will get a kick out of it.
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kasnerd

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I can guarantee that no one had an old man day like me. I woke up had 4 cups of coffee. Wife left to do groceries. I made two stakes and 3 over easy eggs. Fell asleep watching tv it was 945 by the way. Wife got home by 1130. Helped her put the groceries away. Went to bed room and slept till 4. Had dinner and a few beers. Going to bed soon. Good night fuckers.

its been one of those saturdays. visited friends and puppies this morning, had a good lunch at a favorite mexican place, came home, passed out, just woke up an hour ago. no booze either. rip van wrinkle passed the f out. fucking awesome.
 

Nicklovin

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Welcome to getting older. :rofl:
Haha facts.
we used to drink till 3am then wake up at 6am to go cliff jumping all the time during summers. Now if I don’t get at least 6 hours of good sleep I’m fucked up all day, and even then im tired as hell usually with a headache.

not looking forward to the multi day hangovers I have coming for me within the next decade.
Mannnn I'm not looking forward to that. I drank like a sailor 2 days straight in Vegas. Woke up, drank, gambled, drank more, had some fun with some girls
Next day woke up and immediately started the process over before breakfast. Felt great :banana::beerscheers:
 

AssBurns

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Mannnn I'm not looking forward to that. I drank like a sailor 2 days straight in Vegas. Woke up, drank, gambled, drank more, had some fun with some girls
Next day woke up and immediately started the process over before breakfast. Felt great :banana::beerscheers:
You’re not that far behind me. It starts to catch up quick. A couple years ago I wasn’t phased by heavy drinking.
 

Itaro

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Haha facts.
we used to drink till 3am then wake up at 6am to go cliff jumping all the time during summers. Now if I don’t get at least 6 hours of good sleep I’m fucked up all day, and even then im tired as hell usually with a headache.

not looking forward to the multi day hangovers I have coming for me within the next decade.
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Dezert4Runner

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So my fuel pump decided to shit the bed when I was leaving work Friday. Only would crank and battery/ starter sounded healthy. After getting it towed and checking fuses and vacuum lines the next day, I checked for spark and had it, so I figured it must be a fuel delivery issue and used some carb cleaner in the intake manifold and it started.

I check resistance at the connector on top of the tank that leads to the fuel pump, and it was super high (0.2-.03 ohms is factory spec) so I knew I’d be dropping the tank to resolve it at that point. A new Denso fuel pump and a lighter wallet and I’m back in business. What a PITA.
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Nicklovin

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You’re not that far behind me. It starts to catch up quick. A couple years ago I wasn’t phased by heavy drinking.
Fuckkkkk
Im hoping my Yugoslavian dreams keep me afloat a little while longer. Apparently all the men on that side of the family drink on the daily
 

4runner DOA

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Don't hang me for this, but anyone here in NorCal or anywhere near Santa Cruz, more specifically. Going to be at our SC location for a month and some change for work. Bringing the mtb.

We had a few NorCal and central guys but haven't seen them in awhile. I can't remember where @MattJakobs is. Think he's up there somewhere.
 

AssBurns

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So I've been fucking with some of the people I work with lately. They've been all stressed out about transactions lately due to the super competitive market we are in. We had a slight snag on one of our files that I was able to quickly get resolved, but the agent has been a little stressed about the situation due to multiple factors. So I texted him as if he needs to call me regarding an issue. Of course he calls right away and I told him in a bummed out voice "So do you want the bad news or the good news first". Immediately his heart drops as if something is fucked up. I paused for a bit and just gave him time to get anxious, then told him I only had good news (clean approval, appraisal waiver, and we should be closing soon).
Pretty funny to hear them quickly go through their wave of emotions.

I did it to one of my realtor friends that were buying another home for themselves. At first they were kinda pissed, then immediately remembered that I told them I'd get them back for fucking with me throughout the whole transaction. We had some good laughs.
 
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