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Slim-Whitey

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Letterkenny had an entire skit about how yanks think Canucks talk.

Like. . . who the fuck thinks anyone says "aboot"?
I dunno, ask a fuckin yank.
 

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Letterkenny had an entire skit about how yanks think Canucks talk.

Like. . . who the fuck thinks anyone says "aboot"?
I dunno, ask a fuckin yank.

Because you do. I was surrounded by Canadians at the pool last month. They kept saying aboot.
 

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Also, if you really want to start going all in on countrywide stereotypes, I think Americans should tread lightly. Your entire country is basically a badly written edgy sitcom right now. XD

You're not wrong.
 

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Timezones are funny aren't they?

In Australia it's tomorrow.
In Europe it's tonight
In America it's 1942, where minorities and women's rights are still being attacked by old white men who are trying to get into wars over oil.
 

Slim-Whitey

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America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming your way to save your fetus' life now!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Forcing women to give birth to babies we don't care about!

Remember:
Literally illegal to take lifesaving organs from dead bodies unless the person, while live, signed up to be a donor.
Dead bodies in America: Given more autonomy than live women.

The right in America:
You gon' give birth to that baby guuurrrl! all life is sacred!
Also the right in America:
Social programs for poor single mothers?! I don't care about no damn single whore and her bastard child! lets build the wall! USA! USA! USA!

I think the defining saga of the public under wannabe president drumpf was the gofundme for the wall though, honestly. These dumbdumbs raised 20 million dollars for this idiot to build the wall.
And he bought a yacht.
And they still figure he's gonna deliver.

A guy can't write comedy that good.
 

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@Blender get the Rd ones they look pinkish and would match great with your coral collar wheeling shirt.
Timezones are funny aren't they?

In Australia it's tomorrow.
In Europe it's tonight
In America it's 1942, where minorities and women's rights are still being attacked by old white men who are trying to get into wars over oil.
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming your way to save your fetus' life now!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Forcing women to give birth to babies we don't care about!

Remember:
Literally illegal to take lifesaving organs from dead bodies unless the person, while live, signed up to be a donor.
Dead bodies in America: Given more autonomy than live women.

The right in America:
You gon' give birth to that baby guuurrrl! all life is sacred!
Also the right in America:
Social programs for poor single mothers?! I don't care about no damn single whore and her bastard child! lets build the wall! USA! USA! USA!

I think the defining saga of the public under wannabe president drumpf was the gofundme for the wall though, honestly. These dumbdumbs raised 20 million dollars for this idiot to build the wall.
And he bought a yacht.
And they still figure he's gonna deliver.

A guy can't write comedy that good.


I smell snowflake in the air.
 

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Timezones are funny aren't they?

In Australia it's tomorrow.
In Europe it's tonight
In America it's 1942, where minorities and women's rights are still being attacked by old white men who are trying to get into wars over oil.

that's funny. I'm going to steal it.
 

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America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming your way to save your fetus' life now!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Forcing women to give birth to babies we don't care about!

Remember:
Literally illegal to take lifesaving organs from dead bodies unless the person, while live, signed up to be a donor.
Dead bodies in America: Given more autonomy than live women.

The right in America:
You gon' give birth to that baby guuurrrl! all life is sacred!
Also the right in America:
Social programs for poor single mothers?! I don't care about no damn single whore and her bastard child! lets build the wall! USA! USA! USA!

I think the defining saga of the public under wannabe president drumpf was the gofundme for the wall though, honestly. These dumbdumbs raised 20 million dollars for this idiot to build the wall.
And he bought a yacht.
And they still figure he's gonna deliver.

A guy can't write comedy that good.
Maybe instead of building a wall, we should build a tram to Canada so everyone can just bypass America and go to that fine country of yours.
 
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Blasphemy, Canadians aren't allowed to own guns. They just say sorry and go on their way.

I looked in my safe today and thought
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Americans THINK they have freedoms, but in reality we are just a bunch of sheep listening to the media.
My thoughts on this is:
You wanna abort a “baby”, go for it. That’s on you.
You wanna own guns of any type, go for it!
You wanna buy/sell/take drugs, your life, not mine. Go for it!
You want to come here and work, go for it, but don’t expect me to pay for your mistakes or hold your hand along the way.
You wanna suck dick for money. By all means, earn a living.
You want to limit the rights of a class of people because of a label, fuck you!
Don’t tell me or anyone else how to live my life or how I can spend my money unless it is directly hurting someone else. No victim=no crime.
 
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